Would You Rent To An “Embassy”?

September 25th, 2013 · 6 Comments · Weird Landlord News

Garfield vs. Bill The Cat (152/365)

A friend of the blog sent me this crazy story about another tenant who has declared himself “free of the laws of Canada”. He declared his residence an embassy and so not subject to the laws of Canada. This current landlady should consider herself lucky because he threw his last landlord down the steps and broke her bones.

The names of this delightful tenant is Andreas Pirelli / Mario Antonacci and he is a member of “The First Nation Sovran Embassy of Earth” or as I call it “Kookooland.” Kookoolandians are not to be underestimated, when necessary they can appear sane for long enough to rent your place and sign a lease. They are particularly adept at tricking little old ladies and using their hypnotic gaze to hold them in their thrall until they a) take possession of the premises or b) throw them down the stairs.

Anyhow you can read more about the Kookoolandians and their shenanigans in the National Post. Beats the hell out of reading about the grim news from League doesn’t it?

Over and Out!



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